Ethan Reay

Christ over all • Rho • Mountain Biking, Kayaking, and Frisbee Golf are my summer hobbies • Caffeine addict

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

@zerochills Help the man so he can provide better for the pup

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

I enjoyed 2020

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @elonmusk you asked me to run for President cause of the bureaucracy in Wash. Could use a donation (preferably huge one) to help save small business in America. #barstoolfund No red tape. No delay. Getting small businesses the support they need https://t.co/2hl9Fcpvpt

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

@tsimmersjr @CommonS69917449 @GovernorsOffice @GovernorTomWolf As a real person with my own picture, calling people who you disagree with “not even human” is very disrespectful and fragments society.

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

“Sorry the test swabs are bigger this time”

[Nic @NicholasDGrube]

Phrases used by college administration while going through the quarantine process:

“There will be strict consequences if you are found leaving your room.”

“Meals will be dropped off outside your door at the designated times.”

[Nic @NicholasDGrube]

“Sadly, we cannot currently move you to a room with windows.”

“We are doing our best to schedule time where you can go outside.”

“Thank you for serving your time.”

“I’m surprised to see you in here again. Sorry about that.”

In conclusion, quarantine is prison.

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

Biden when he hears what’s in his Green New Deal for the first time aka the “Biden Plan”

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

Imagine being an adult and you can’t handle opinions smh

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

@benshapiro I think they meant to post that on The Onion

[Nic @NicholasDGrube]

Outlandish and totally baseless rumors at Grove City College, a thread:

(Nobody is safe)

[Kimberly Klacik @kimKBaltimore]

Democrats don’t want you to see this.

They’re scared that I’m exposing what life is like in Democrat run cities.

That’s why I’m running for Congress
Because All Black Lives Matter
Baltimore Matters
And black people don’t have to vote Democrat
Help us win https://t.co/CSOjc9aQlS

[Nic @NicholasDGrube]

@sheetz why have you not commenced national expansion? You would squash any and all comptetitors. Said expansion would be a domination.

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

Everyone is like “Will we have to wear masks in class? Will we have any sports?” But I’m wondering will we still have self serve ice cream in the cafeterias

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

It’s funny when people say they are so tired of talking about coronavirus and Politics and then proceed to talk about it for half an hour. (Also I totally do that too)

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Delete TikTok now; if you know someone that is using it explain to them it is essentially malware operated by the Chinese government running a massive spying operation. https://t.co/J7N9FS7PvG

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

Deciding when to sell a stock has proven to be a harder decision than which college to attend

[Kurchh @Kurchhy]

College: our transition to online learning was seamless due to the adaptability of the students
The transition and adaptability of the students:

[Spencer Simpson @spenceman49]

Every time someone with COVID-19 is bitten by a tick, a Corona gets its Lyme.

[Ethan Reay @edreay]

I often like to play a game called "how distracted can Ethan get?" I always win