Raez Edriezal

I am a dreamer trained to be a realist. Space/astronomy maniac! #halamadrid

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Didier Deschamps on the refs for their quarterfinal vs. Morocco all being from Argentina 🗣️

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟢⚪️ Jesse Derry to Sporting, here we go! Deal done on loan until June 2027, salary covered and no buy option.

Chelsea got new deal done for Derry this week and now allow him to leave on loan to Sporting.

Derry will return to #CFC in June 2027.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[FotMob @FotMob]

Apologies, our notifications are too fast 😩

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Tyrique George has completed a permanent transfer to Premier League club Everton.

We thank Ty for his efforts throughout his time at Chelsea and wish him every success as he begins a new chapter in his career.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Can’t Tame Palestra.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Our newest addition has arrived. 👋

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo sentía ruidos raros afuera de su casa
Salio
Y habia 2 canguros cagandose a piñas
Re picante la pelea

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Marco Palestra to Chelsea, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between all parties.

Atalanta to receive package over €55m fee plus sell-on clause, long term deal to Italian talented RWB.

Chelsea hijack Inter move and get new talent for Xabi Alonso.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial: Cucurella.
https://t.co/O3LIA2aLyT

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Marc Cucurella has completed a permanent transfer to Spanish La Liga side Real Madrid.

Everyone at Chelsea FC would like to thank Marc for his efforts during his time at the club and for the role he played in our recent achievements.

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

CIA: Cat Investigation Agency..🐈🐾😅

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

Orange: "I'm just gonna scooch here if you don't mind..."

Tux: "I DO mind..."

Orange: "Like I was saying, I'm just gonna scooch here if you don't mind..."

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

It is fascinating that provoking anger is a universal form of fun

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

Japanese TV really tested how big of a fish a cat could bring back home. 🤣 https://t.co/HACuooTBw9