Ed

Nothing EVER happens

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while wiping my ass that the toilet paper got burned round the edges like an old pirates map

[Ed @EdS5900]

Random calf muscle cramp at 3am

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

just tried to buy a fizzy drink in Burnham's Britain and the man behind the counter said I have to ask for "pop"

[Ed @EdS5900]

@ODEONCinemas @ApatheticSwan

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

RED CARD TO ARGENTINA

[YungJunko @YungJunko]

Witnessing the lineage of $2.50 horse armor DLC to "you will own nothing and like it" certainly was something

[Grace @graceyldn]

Till we meet again, Dr Congo

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[project hail chlo ✩ @HAILMRYS]

Rocky would love big tesco

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

genuine masterclass of art to make whatever the fuck is going on here and still somehow have House be instantly recognizable

[Wokery Katona @WokeryKatona]

@pinstripedline Those are the stairs to the bedrooms and a as it happens a stairway to heaven.

[Paul @Paul_Lfc4]

Sorry how big is that mug he's drinking out of on 29 seconds???

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

we need him now more than ever

[Ed @EdS5900]

@DiscussingFilm @redlettermedia

[Goose @megagoose11]

WE ARE SENDING THREE HUMANS AND ONE ITALIAN ON ARTEMIS III

[Ed @EdS5900]

@NvidiaANZ @007GameIOI #007FirstLightRTX
Gimme gimme

[Ed @EdS5900]

@NVIDIAGeForce @007GameIOI #007gameIOI

[@pat @0xpatterns]

“Why don’t you just eat fucking ramen everyday? Just eat peanut butter and ramen for 50 years dumbass and invest all your money into the pico top of the gayest most fragile empire in history you dumbass idiot. Just starve and eat shit and dirt everyday for your entire life and then you can spend $30 on lunch when you’re old and about to die it’s simple. Don’t you know your 20’s are for grinding?? You’re supposed to eat shit for the majority of your life that’s why your ancestors built America. So you could eat shit and fucking die moron.”

[Peter Kay stan account @DaysDeluxe]

Sorry, I can't be coup'd, it's not in the meeting agenda.