Ed Smith 🦒

Wise, like a pigeon

[Ed Smith 🦒 @eds_smith]

If I were head of the GW troll department, my next step would be to announce that the reason there are so many Black Templars is that they discovered the secret of making female marines centuries ago and at least half of them are currently women.

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@Telegraph Have a pension pot worth less than a million quid?

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@M7_Reaper @HiddenXperia Haha, as if the military taking itself seriously isn't the most homoerotic thing ever 😀

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@jesawyer @IntrepidDolphin More to the point, a bunch of talented people will turn up to your interview and decide they'd rather work for a company that valued their employees. You're intentionally limiting your potential recruitment pool and that's just stupid

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@grizzledcroc Peel and boil some potatoes, chuck in a nearly equal amount of butter,a splash of cream and plenty of salt and pepper then mash. Done

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@rj_shanahan @JackDunc1 Haha, they hate it when you point out how incredibly stupid they are

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@rj_shanahan @JackDunc1 Shit me, you said they burn a politician instead of Guy Fawkes. They literally don't, they still burn Guy Fawkes. How fucking stupid are you too not understand the post you made yourself? 🤪🤪🤪

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@rj_shanahan @JackDunc1 You literally said they fuck tradition off and burn an effigy if a politician instead of Guy Fawkes. Read your own post. It isn't true because they all still burn Guy Fawkes and something else as well and have done for more than 50 years. How are you arguing about this? 😄

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@rj_shanahan @JackDunc1 You said instead of Guy Fawkes but every society still blows up an effigy of Guy Fawkes. Factually incorrect right there, sir

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@rj_shanahan @JackDunc1 6 Guy Fawkes effigies are burned on the night every year. Maybe do some research before looking like an idiot by saying something silly. Also they've been burning tableaux of other stuff for about 60 years now, it's not a new thing

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@fritzdrybeam @LizzieCostie @JackDunc1 Ah, the sound of an ill informed Internet opinion, delivered with the certainty only the truly ignorant can muster

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@beneathbluster @holte Indeed

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@TibiTibith @Fade_Mage @DANIELPEMBERTON Lewes Bonfire night is entirely self funded by the membership through donations and funds raising events. They actually go out of their way not to apply for government grants to maintain their independence and freedom to do what they like

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@m0patop Cliffe don't join the main United procession, you have to get to the bottom of town to see the good tableau

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@lostlondongirl @DANIELPEMBERTON 40,000 people are estimated to have attended so it would need to have been quite a big studio

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@brightonargus All you ever care about is arrest and injury figures. No wonder nobody buys your terrible paper anymore

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@fireraisers Wow, you organise all this?

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@brightonsnapper Ruining the surprise for thousands of people for Internet clout. Well done I guess

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@DadswithKidsUk @Stephen95H Yes but if you can't develop the land, the only people who will buy it will be other farmers so there will be zero drop in output

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@DadswithKidsUk @Stephen95H Ok then explain why the new rules will result in loss of agricultural output, as the OP stated?

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@DadswithKidsUk @Stephen95H But only an idiot would get the permission before probate. Value the place as agricultural land, get 10 years to pay the tax assuming there is any then get change of use, get the planning and pay off all the tax keeping most of the land and a load of cash