Ed Spangler

Actor/writer/comic/man-child. Also a camera guy/editor/soundie/eater-of-peanut-butter.

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@Samproof You're a white guy from Philly with umm, hair....

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@JoeToplyn My pronouns are related to being a straight, male human. But as someone who has been called "Mr. Ed" a few times...I kinda feel like this horse should get free first class flights out of this situation from the airline... Unfortunately, I don't know any good four-legged lawyers.

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I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!

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@Samproof Haha, yeah, someone on FB mentioned they were possibly for acne. Haven't seen any moons yet.

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Anybody else work any gigs where it's normal for ppl to show up to work in the morning with colored star stickers on their faces? I barely have time to put on my makeup much less go out and buy sweat-resistant face stickers and strategically adorn my face with them....⭐⭐⭐

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@MindyLyn As they say in the theater, "Break a leg."

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@TheSloppyBoys This is the weirdest mai tai recipe I've ever seen.

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You never know where evil stormtroopers may be lurking at SoFi stadium. Be careful, Beyonce. #beyonce #starwars @Beyonce

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@TheSloppyBoys @TimKalpakis @jeffersondutton @MikeHanford Nice. Back when I was bartending at this one restaurant, I used to always make myself one of those at the end of my shift.

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@robertoraad Thanks Buddy! How long you in LA for? Till the strikes end?

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Hey LA Friend-O's. Gonna be doing a 3 minute stand-up set tomorrow (Sat 8/19), 5pm at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank in their "Yoo Hoo Room". I'm pretty sure what kinda weird story I might tell, but I'm also open to suggestions. Hit me up for more info.
https://t.co/5E5y5iFHTj

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Can more of you single ladies in LA join the Facebook dating app? I need more local rejection. The algorithm has started showing me women in Vegas. I'd prefer not to have to drive over an hour to have a drink thrown in my face. #sarcasm #internetDating #Meta #FunnyBusiness #Ai

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@barakhardley I guess I'll try to snag "Urinal Cake."

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@BonnieHe Bruce might not like it if you run off and join the circus.

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@girlwithatail Can I go boom boom in my room room?

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Hey @elonmusk, I know a good life coach you could contact if you feel like unloading a few billion dollars. $$$. @peoplepaula I'm scheduled to see her first, so you'll have to wait after me. #PTSD #MRI

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Andy and Pee-wee's Night Out
Paul Reubens ❤️

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@maddoxrules @amazon Oh, so do you get any compensation for those? If so, how much, and can I have some of it too? Haha, just kidding about the second part. Bezos should give that to you. He has plenty of dough.

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@maddoxrules If you fine folks out there in the Twitter-verse/Twitter-X-Land are looking for something fun to read or listen too, check this out. Um, Mr. Oz, is the hardcover supposed to be cheaper than the paperback? #BlueWhalesAreDepressed #blubber #plankton #ambergris @amazon

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@JoeToplyn Oh no, some of my family may have helped contribute to "Trumper's" legal defense fund. I refuse. I could give some fun facts about the 2016 RNC. I was outside when the Red's announced he was the official candidate.

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@JoeToplyn Crack rocks, real granite rocks, or the little chunks of sugar that comes in "Nerds" candy boxes that housewives mistake for glass shards?