Eduan Crouse

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

@LifeCheates @Failtext @BuxmannHermann

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

My girlfriend asked me if I had a secret pet name for her.

Judging by the look on her face, 'sperm whale' was not an appropriate answer."

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. -Henry Ford

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

@GooglePics @UnusuaIfactpage @dawidswart ...op die topic van discusion vanand

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

Nou tom cruise,later ...... ramon oor n halfuur. #simonsbergquiznight

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

Facts: Less than 1% of China's 500 cities have clean air. Respiratory disease is China's leading cause of death."@JCH_Naude
Good luck bro

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

"@Thegooglefactz: Dont' spend money on things... spend money on experiences. You'll enjoy life a lot more!"@BuxmannHermann

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

If Internet Explorer can be brave enough to ask you to set him as your default browser, don't tell me you can't dare to ask a girl out.

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

"It doesn't take great men to do things, but it is doing things that makes men great" - Arnold Glasgow

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

N dag wat ek nooit sal vergeet!1ste starting cap vir simon!

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

A person who smoke a pack of cigaretes a day will on average lose 2 teeth every 10 y'rs"@p_jrossouw.no wonder matt is konstant by tandarts;)

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

@dalenex .haha.klink vir my asof die ss sesh durder uitwerk as n aand n tollies!ma dis reg!niks beter as n movie in die ss nie.my fav plek

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

@dalenex ag eks jammer dali!was nie bewus dat jy ok movies kyk ini ss nie!sal more popcorn bring dan join ek jou!hahaha.sal jou more sien!!

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

Verstan regtg nie hoeko mense movies kyk op hulle laptops in die ss nie!seker die shitste plek ooit om n movie te kyk!

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

"@Thegooglefactz: Drinking beer actually gives you a healthy dose of silicone, which helps strengthen your bones and teeth."makes sense now

[Eduan Crouse @eduan_crouse]

#iam4rhinos