Eduardo C.

Soy bien a todo dar.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Hipódromo de la Condesa, Ciudad de México c. 1910.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Why on earth would anyone serve a gin and tonic in a tumbler?

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Disney adults are the absolute fucking worst

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

You look like you eat corn chowder

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Late night Waffle House si es mi placer más culposo. By far.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Who the fuck lives in Tampa

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Llevo como tres caídas este año, sober and wearing appropriate shoes. No skiing for me this year.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

We are at that age when if you would not consider marrying someone, please do not date them.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Who the fuck shops at pottery barn

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Y’all need to stop dating outside your zip code.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

No puedo con las personas que se refieren a otra gente como “banda”. Me supera.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

You sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you’re drunk.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Si algo se le debe reconocer a la oligarquía regiomontana es su compromiso con la endogamia. No cualquiera.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Of course I’d look that good if I didn’t pay any taxes.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Hasta la verga me tiene la bolsa buchona enorme de YSL.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

No es lo mismo quebrar con lo propio que con lo heredado.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Lo que tanto vale, algo tiene que costar.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Who the fuck gets married wearing an Apple Watch.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

What’s tennis without an open bar?

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

I don’t understand why anyone would be in a rush to get married.

[Eduardo C. @educampsp]

Me va a dar algo si vuelvo a ver un anuncio de Kamala Harris pidiendo dinero. Please make it stop.