Martian Midhunter

Resurrected from the dead because feminists kept digging up my corpse.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

If a white passing pocho pretended to be a European tourist and ate tacos on a beach, will paisas finally call a pocho “Mexican”?

[The American Bean 🇺🇲🇲🇽 @LosGnuoy309]

Hispanic male and White female/Hispanic female and White male are the two most common interracial pairings in the US btw

The future is an Mexican/Anglo mix.

I call it beanerfication

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Women after they turn on the Roomba and push a button on the dish washer:

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@buckleycarlson It was over 2000 years ago and it led to what you believe is the greatest moment in human history, I don’t understand Christian’s pretending to be angry about this

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@Howlingmutant0 @buckleycarlson Christians should be thankful for Jews killing Jesus. His death is Christian salvation, the Jews just did the necessary dirty work.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy You definitely did and I was just returning the favor. If you can dish it out you can take it too.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

The darkest Mediterraneans are still not brown though, they are swarthy whites. Their white status is inherited from being European.

[Rancher Steven Nephew @vibeocracy]

Mediterraneans can in fact be browner than me. And I don’t consider them nor myself quite brown if I was being honest.

Again you betray your non-first world status by presuming those are your only choices. It’s really weird to people here tbh.

Almost as weird as carrying a stranger’s face on your phone while being an anon. That’s some Swimfan shit tbh.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy Yeah and earlier in the thread I called you other stuff that you ignored and did not specifically deny, therefore no insecurity with those other names.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy It’s the only one you specifically denied. Not “stupid” or “faggot”

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy You’re wildly defensive over “pencil neck” and “shitskin” I detect insecurities. Has a new slur dropped in American lingo?

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy You’re a a pencil neck shitskin that’s a lifelong nerf already.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy It’s called a secret identity muchacho. Intentionally face doxxing yourself is low IQ.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy All of a sudden. You had all the opportunities to tell me you don’t care but you waited until after you were proven wrong. Thank you for doing exactly what I said you were gonna do, move the goalpost after getting proved wrong.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy This is the best I can do because I refuse to pander to your faggonometry.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy You’re the one with a picture of Antonio Banderas saved on your phone, that’s gayer than actual sodomy. Proving anything to you is meaningless because you’ll just move the goalpost to “fair olive skin and medium brown hair isn’t white”

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy You gay or something? Why do you want to look at my face so badly? I graduated college and work a full time office job, I’m not doxxing myself just because you queerly begged for it more than once. Faggot

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy This is evidence enough we’re not the same race. Us whites have strong foresight, we’re always planning for the future and thinking of hypotheticals. Posting your face on a burner account allows for doxxing. Evidently you didn’t think of this, most people aren’t as stupid as you

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy Bro is chimping out because a Mexican descendant loves Spain. You best calm yourself down monkey boy or no bananas for you. ❌ 🍌

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy It’s funny you say that because I don’t have indigenous features either. I don’t have an indigenous face transferred onto fair skin. I am criollo, not castizo.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

Nice try but that actually looks nothing like me.

[Rancher Steven Nephew @vibeocracy]

Pink Indio Fuentid Cerote Detected.

[Martian Midhunter @educated_frog]

@vibeocracy I actually am from the first world, I’m a criollo Mexican American. My parents are from Jalisco. People never believe me when I say my heritage is Mexican because I’m fair skinned and have medium brown hair. Never been interrogated by cops, and ICE officers walk right past me.