𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴏɢ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʜɪs ʙᴏʏ.

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

⠀⠀
⠀ ❝sᴏ..ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ?❞
⠀
⠀⠀⠀• 𝘣𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭.
⠀⠀⠀• 𝘴𝘶𝘣 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩.
⠀⠀⠀ • 𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴.
⠀⠀⠀ • 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦.
⠀⠀⠀⠀ • 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦!

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

Yawn.

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

“I STILL HAVE LAST MINUTE SHOPPING TO DO—“

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

|| ahem 🙈

[𝙍𝙄𝙂𝘽𝙔! @immatvrity]

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐁𝐘!
ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ʟᴇᴡᴅ.
ʙɪ, ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ.
ᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪʟᴇ.
ᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴜᴄᴋᴀʙʟᴇ.
ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ; sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ.
♡ ᴀɴᴅ ↺?

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

|| i love being a trendsetter 💅

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

SNEEZES—

“Allergies..”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@venomousgrandpa “Ah, perfectly fine.”

Smooch. He’s feeling oddly affectionate today!

“I’ve just been interested in collecting some samples from males able to lactate. I’ll still enjoy myself here, though!”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

He’d like some titties to suck on.

Male or female, he doesn’t care—

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@gyoza_lizard “..I didn’t say anything about research, but I was thinking it— are you also some sort of mind reader?”

How fascinating! Maybe this endeavor wouldn’t be a complete waste of time after all.

“You don’t mind if I touch, do you?

Your entire body, I mean.”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

“For those of you wondering, I have met Rasputin, and yes.

It’s massive.”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@venomousgrandpa POUNCES—

“Thank you, my friend. Question, are they able to lactate?”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@gyoza_lizard He began to cough as that heavy musk hit his nostrils. It was putrid, but also..really hot—

“I-It looks fine, I suppose..oh my goodness, your testicles are massive—“

Maybe he could use this guy for some research!

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@gyoza_lizard “O-Oh, my!”

He yelled out, not expecting this to escalate so quickly.

“My name is Mr. Peabody, and for your information, I am the smartest individual on the planet..so yes, I know my way around a dick.”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@gyoza_lizard “Well, I certainly wouldn’t complain either! A length of that size is nothing to sneeze at.”

He chuckled.

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@gyoza_lizard “Is your penis 13 inches long?

That’s how big his was—“

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

“Goodnight.

I hope tomorrow you all have the loveliest of days.”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

He’s made himself a nice cup of hot cocoa.

Sherman’s at a friend’s house tonight, so he’s got the suit to himself.

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

What? Peabody likes to tease, sometimes!

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

Yeah, I know.

Just wanted you to say it.~

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

I can what?

You’ll have to explain a bit more.

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

@WindChaser_clop “Really?

Well, thank you! I think it’s the extra spice I add to it.”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

Time to make dinner.

“Any requests?”

[𝙼𝚛. 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @educatedpooch]

Pretty sure he can’t cook that.