absolutely HATE it when i have been a good little child who wore my sailor suit without complaint but when i ask mother for a delectable treat or perhaps even a rare chance to watch the sailships from afar, but she is feeling melancholic and takes to her parlour to weep
Have recently seen serval iterations of ‘gin & tonic yoga’ videos/jokes on e.g. Facebook and just wanted to take this chance to let anyone reading this know that it is most likely the least funny thing ever conceived by the human mind. Bye!
Autumn! Love this season...
- curling up with a blanket and warm beverage
- spider webs in my face at all times
- watching the leaves change color
- spider webs in my face at all times
- wearing my favourite warm hat
- spi
90s band: we got picked up by a major label
90s fans: fuck you sellout
10s band: this cover of a song from moana is sponsored by flamin hot werther's originals
10s fans: honestly iconic we stan sponsored kings lets get this to 10 million views i almost feel like i'm making money
Big Twitter guys:
- 26 years old
- a solid 7 But weird looking enough to be sexy to some
- good at honing the ironic voice of better men
Big reddit guys
- 40 years old
- marine biology expert
- on a diet that most doctors consider a form of assisted suicide
reclining in an eames lounge chair with headphones on, eyes closed, hands folded in my lap, calmly listening to a playlist of royalty-free glockenspiel ukulele whistle music from startup videos.
"I don't always succeed; last year for example, I sat with raised arms and drumsticks through a whole concert, and only later found out I was expected to hit the drums with the drumsticks, in a rhythmic fashion" -Matt Cameron, 2016