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[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

@hindsberger At vaccinen evt. er farligere end sygdommen, er ikke samme, som at sygdommen ikke er farlig?

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

@JaceAvery FYI, someone posted this on Reddit https://t.co/2V424uxi6m

[Cass Marshall @RequineGG]

absolutely HATE it when i have been a good little child who wore my sailor suit without complaint but when i ask mother for a delectable treat or perhaps even a rare chance to watch the sailships from afar, but she is feeling melancholic and takes to her parlour to weep

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

@pixelatedboat Some guy is taking credit for this tweet on Reddit: https://t.co/PqnFtlon25

[Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury]

[At the gym before someone teaches me the word spotting]: “hey bro will you take care of me and protect me?”

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

Have recently seen serval iterations of ‘gin & tonic yoga’ videos/jokes on e.g. Facebook and just wanted to take this chance to let anyone reading this know that it is most likely the least funny thing ever conceived by the human mind. Bye!

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

Autumn! Love this season...
- curling up with a blanket and warm beverage
- spider webs in my face at all times
- watching the leaves change color
- spider webs in my face at all times
- wearing my favourite warm hat
- spi

[Topher Florence @topherflorence]

90s band: we got picked up by a major label
90s fans: fuck you sellout

10s band: this cover of a song from moana is sponsored by flamin hot werther's originals
10s fans: honestly iconic we stan sponsored kings lets get this to 10 million views i almost feel like i'm making money

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

The title for the second movie in the Die Hard franchise was inspired by the classic saying “old habits die hard, mega old habits die mega hard”

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Big Twitter guys:

- 26 years old
- a solid 7 But weird looking enough to be sexy to some
- good at honing the ironic voice of better men

Big reddit guys

- 40 years old
- marine biology expert
- on a diet that most doctors consider a form of assisted suicide

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

@BrianMork Hvis du ikke kender 'Nathan for You', så tjek det ud - især afsnittet The Movement (S03E03) tror jeg, du vil more dig over :)

[bobby @bobby]

reclining in an eames lounge chair with headphones on, eyes closed, hands folded in my lap, calmly listening to a playlist of royalty-free glockenspiel ukulele whistle music from startup videos.

[Holly Rosé @hey_friend]

Hey Hemingway I beat you by one word ya bitch

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

"I don't always succeed; last year for example, I sat with raised arms and drumsticks through a whole concert, and only later found out I was expected to hit the drums with the drumsticks, in a rhythmic fashion" -Matt Cameron, 2016

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

følelsen lige inden du klikker på en ekstremt neglebidende overskrift>>>>

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

@nelct2017 Dude, your (short) bio contains improper spelling

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

I have decided that the small signs on top of taxis are little hats for the cars that, consequently, are now extremely cute to me. Thank you

[Educaz Ét @educaz1]

take a tire from a TRON bike and shove it onto your goddamn face