whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it always feels like i'm bringing a little too much boob to any given situation

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

being 23 is just rediscovering fanfiction and hanging out with my roommates cat

[🦊⚡︎jupi loop⚡︎🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

Timeline cleanse:

[Ybg Dong @femboxd]

Seen too many movies for a regular person but too little movies to be a true cinephile

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

how even am I supposed to peruse instagram reels in peace if ppl i went to middle school with can see what I’m liking. this is hell

[ًً @earthsvery0wn]

i don’t even text people gm i just come into their phone asking questions early af like should i get a piercing today like they’re a magic 8 ball

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

I will die on the hill that anytime a couple posts “love ya” about their partner on Instagram instead of fully spelling it out yeah they’re gonna break up imminently

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

gotta confess that call me maybe is the most joyous tune to grace my ears cry about it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

my mom learned what a thirst trap was for the first time today. It was a David Muir video

[bao ཐིཋྀ⋆ @cozybao]

unfortunately i text all my friends like i'm their desperate ex. hey i miss you. i thought about you while we weren't talking. what are you up to. can we spend time together soon.

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

(first day as a pilot) the what pit

[whaleberbz👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 @edukateyourself]

Everytime I’m like “on the edge of my seat” during a sports game it’s a lie I feel genuinely no emotions. Real topical during Olympics ❤️