🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler

Child of God. Product of the American dream. Happy wife. Girl mom. Middle child. Clemson alum. 🐅 Jeopardy!/Golden Girls enthusiast. Crochetaholic.

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

I wonder if @ProFootballTalk @peter_king have seen this 🙃

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

"I don't think you need to take medical advice from America's Funniest Videos." #thingsmomssay

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

Me: Ahhh, everyone in the house is finally healthy all at the same time.
Dog: Hold my beer

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

Did anyone ever think of taking away Saul's spear? Or even hiding it and pretending like they didn't know where it was? Seems like all he ever did with it was throw it at people. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

7yo: I got slime from the prize box!
Me: Nooooo, why?? Slime is the worst!
7yo: I get what I get, and you don't get upset.

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

@courtneyrsexton Today was pretty chaotic for us, tbh, but still good overall.

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

No parenting book can prepare you for the moment your 7yo asks "Does peepee evaporate inside your tushy and come out as a toot?"

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

My 9yo asked me for advice, and instead of saying it wouldn't work or suggesting something she thought was better, she said "You're right. Thanks, Mama" and gave me a hug.

Did hell freeze over today, or...?

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

Hi friends! I haven't been on here in awhile (largely bc I think the name change is stupid AF), but I miss you all and hope you're well. My favorite thing that happened during my time away is that my family got a dog! Meet Remy the Aussiedoodle! He's the goodest, sweetest boy.

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

8yo: Daddy, do you still cry when you're an adult?
Mr D: Yes.
Me: I cry all the time.
6yo: You do? Why?
Me: Oh, y'know, like if the Publix commercial was really nice...

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

For Mother's Day, my 8yo made me a book of affirmations: I am strong, I am supported, I can do hard things, etc. 😭🥰

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

Sitting in the car rider line at my kids' school, crocheting and listening to 2Pac...there aren't many moments like this that perfectly encapsulate my vibe, but there it is. 🤪

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

Day 1: Thunderstorms = no sending children outside to play. So much screaming. So much mess. Requests for snacks every 20 minutes. Mommy is locked in the bedroom sorting laundry and trying not to cry.

Happy Spring Break! 🫠

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

@ebamysworld Do it!! My mom wasn't much of a baker, but I made one when my daughter turned 2. Her birthday theme was her favorite uncle 😂 so I made a cake to look like his cat. She loved it.

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

It's no April Fool's joke: New items are now available! And several items qualify for ✨free shipping✨ so go check them out!
https://t.co/4IQHVYOEja

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

@RobbinBrackett @courtneyrsexton 👋🏾💙

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

QT you as a kid

[Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things @uppityhobbit]

QT you as a kid

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

@theworldofdog So sweet 🥺 Is this in Clemson?

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

@JoanBandy Thank you for checking! 💙 I still pop in here once in awhile, but lately I've been trying to spend more time reading and working on new items for my Etsy shop, and less on social media in general. I'm still around, though!

[🇺🇦 🙏🏾 Esther Duttweiler @edutt88]

I did a thing that I haven't done in almost 3 years (wrote a blog post).

Soup to Dutts: February Recap, March Reset https://t.co/jeu528GwPr