Edvane

Jonathan B. Edvane writes dark fantasy and short fiction. Tales from the Woldwood and Edvane Stories. Link below.#Edvane #vss365

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'From Eelpond to Faelen's Watch' Read on Substack, Narrated on YouTube. #TalesfromtheWoldwood by #Edvane #DarkFantasy #FantasyLore

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Real history was darker than #grimdark.

In 1757, Robert-François Damiens tried to kill Louis XV with a knife. He failed. France tortured him publicly, drew and quartered him with horses, then burned what was left.

Not a villain’s punishment. A king’s justice. #darkerthangrimdark #Edvane

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@Daren_sanctuary Martin Kemp

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#vss365 The king kept one room #forbidden, locked behind iron and prayer. Every heir tried the door and died screaming. When the youngest prince found the key, he expected bones, or curses, or some chained ancestral shame. He found his father, weeping. “Good,” said the king. “It chose you.” #Edvane #DarkFantasy

On July 6, I will pick the most liked, reposted, or viewed of these flash fictions and make it a 3-4k short story

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'He had sat alone with a dead man’s work and realised how simple it was to make a life out of being underestimated.' A new story from #TalesfromtheWoldwood by #Edvane Friday 12 June at 7PM UK Time

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#DoctorWho last went into its wilderness years in 1990 and I was so fed up, I wrote my own story for a future doctor, or a past one, I didn't mind. I naively sent it to the Beeb. Tumbleweed. Earlier this year, I edited it and published it as a fanfic. Links below

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@Medievalhtybuff As long as they call him Alfred the OK - he was good but not that good, and he wasn't in charge of everything. Also, he's mainly remembered for poor baking skills

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Real history was darker than #grimdark.

In 1919, a storage tank burst in Boston and unleashed a wave of molasses through the streets. It moved fast enough to smash buildings, trap victims, kill horses and suffocate people where they fell.

Not a curse from a sweetshop. Industry. #darkerthangrimdark #Edvane

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@Bananamilk212 @TheCriticalDri2 That was the christmas special companion flouncIng out of the BBC after hearing the news.

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@TheCriticalDri2 Rest for a while at least.

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#vss365 They called her Taenal, the #Dawn Harvester. She came softly to shuttered cottages, touched sleeping brows, and left each room bright with morning. Mothers blessed her name, believing she brought light. They learned the truth too late from the beds that stayed warm, and the children who did not wake. #Edvane #DarkFantasy

On July 6, I will pick the most liked, reposted, or viewed of these flash fictions and make it a 3-4k short story

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@la_riviere At this point, a Hartnell clone might save it. David Bradley available?

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@bbcpress

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@mjCurnow @bbcpress Come on Ace..we've got work to do. See you in 6 years.

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@realrosieglassy @DiscussingFilm Or a relief

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'Day took the eye. Night gave it back, and gave it back with improvements.' #TalesfromtheWoldwood by #Edvane new story Friday 12 June 7PM UK Time #DarkFantasy #FantasyLore

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@icreatelife I was geek squad so IRC was more my line

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@icreatelife Yup