I was delayed by an accident—a truck that had flown off the road due to speed. The math is as follows: To save time, they made it slower for everyone else on the road and infinitely slower for themselves.
The most automated email in the Unemployment Scams of America: Thank you for your interest in the *** position at ***. We received quite a few applications for this job opportunity, and at this time we're sorry to let you know we're moving forward with other candidates.
Reminiscing about my younger days curing artisanal Spanish-style jamón serrano in Argentina. The depth of flavor is unmatched. Honestly, what passes for ham and bacon here in the US is an absolute disgrace to real cured meat.