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F3 Happy Trees. Public Media nerd. I can reach things on the top shelf, I talk to myself, and I like jelly beans.

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@ugmonk Next Level Apparel.

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@SCEMD @NWSColumbia

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@Ask_Spectrum Hello, our home internet is still out, going on 36 hours now. Any updates would be greatly appreciated.

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@Ask_Spectrum Going on 18 hours niw without internet. Help?

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@edsbs @AveryGWilks Dude looks like Heihachi from Tekken.

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@BobRossOfficial reminding us to stop and watch all the creatures on this full moon election day.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."
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@20korg I found your next mystery sound!

[David Pogue @Pogue]

WEIRDEST freaking thing. Since July, at least 8 passengers on @AmericanAir flights have endured hearing a strange, moaning, grunting male voice over the PA system for hours. Pilot, attendants can’t locate the source. Listen and wonder….

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@mcsweeneys If you know, we can be friends.

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@jzux I just say I'm really into the Fuck Buttons. That usually ends the conversation. (a real band that toured with the Pixies in 2010.)

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@F3Woodshed @F3WoodshedFlag @F3Columbia Flag is secure.

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@BobRossOfficial keeping us grounded on St. Patrick's Day. @PBSDS #HappyTrees

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@ChrisTrainorSC @DinosaurDracula Pretty sure everything was a quarter.@Super70sSports

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@cstegmaier KUDZU be like

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This @REI blanket is Doggo approved. Where will I sleep? #SnuggleBear

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A SCSU graduate came on stage holding his diploma cover upside down. Biden fixed it for him before the photo was taken. More of this pls. @wis10 @SCSTATE1896

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The Octogenarians in this Lizard's Thicket are having a lively discussion about the paper straw in their sweet tea and the newly installed USB charging ports.

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@wllgng A Chimichanga from El Menchaca's and a Biscuit House biscuit.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"On what street did you lose your childlike sense of wonder?"
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@ugmonk I quite enjoy the Bang & Olufsen commercials.https://t.co/goM7fo9p05