DanceEdwinDance

Call me a dancer/actor🕺🏽 Call me a musician/singer🥁🎸🎤 Call me outdoorsy🏀⚽️🏄🏽🏃🏽 Call me caffeine addict☕️🍵Or just call me Edwin #TheMomentIsMyGod

[Saltyandy 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 @BialkoAndrew68]

That look says everything 🤣😂🤣😂

[Duke Canuck 🤙 @duke_canuck]

This tourist in Maui threw a large rock at a Hawaiian Monk seal (named Lani) and got the sweet beat down he deserved by a local.

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

HE POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS, AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE UNTO OUR HOUSES!!!!

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

@blondevswild Hi

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

Been farting everywhere lately idc anymore man 💨

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

I've been laughing about this the whole time

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

this CAN’T be the same USA Miley was partying in

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

Chappell Roan’s pierced titty dress was good

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

The NASTY PATTY

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

ur coworker is not Hot they're just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

"do u remember me i held u when u was a baby"

now why tf would i remember that

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

You're in her DMs, I'm in her therapist's notebook.
we are NOT the same.

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

Every MLB team is owned by Billionaires. The Dodgers just actually spend their money on talent.

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

I love English, but Mexican Spanish has essential words like fuchi.

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

Let’s play doctor. I'll go first. You owe me $9700.

[DanceEdwinDance @edwin_insanity]

me: ew a spider

spider: ew a fat, depressed mentally unstable b!tch 🤣