CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.
To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.
TRUMP: You know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said he's a stupid son of a bitch.
Sorry, Donald. Iran is laughing at YOU, as is the rest of the world.
Who agrees?
I pay my taxes.
You pay YOUR taxes.
If we don't pay our taxes, its simple: You get fined, or you go to jail.
Unless you name is trump: He, and his family, were somehow just given blanket pardons for any and all tax crimes -- past, present or future.
THIS IS A HUGE SCANDAL.
They start a war with Iran, can't win it and then tell everyone "Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Let them board a ship. This is their war, not ours."
What a bunch of fucking idiotic losers.
THIS IS THE USA'S WAR.
The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed.
If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?
🇺🇸🇨🇳🚨CHINA CONFIRMS THAT PRESIDENT TRUMP LEFT BEIJING EMPTY-HANDED:
- NO agreement on Iran.
- NO concessions on Taiwan.
- NO H200 deal.
- NO decision on rare earth trucks.
- NO release of Jimmy Lai, and fewer Boeing aircraft orders than expected.
It was just a holiday trip…
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
Xi Jinping sat on a tall chair while Trump was given a shorter chair with a soft seat so he sinks & appears smaller than Xi Jinping.
China humiliated Trump in front of the world. Just look at his face 😂