EDYTHASSX

Award-winning gamer. Thinker. Proud alcohol nerd. Travel evangelist. Friendly social media geek. Prone to fits of apathy.

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Why do I want Robert Durst to be acquitted? because he's old? he's weird? he had his own tv show? I can't sleep. Ugh this is keeping me up

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I just found out that Zooey Deschanel is very pregnant. She's going to have a quirky baby I bet. It's going to tap dance out of her pussy.

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Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

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Million dollar idea: Breakfast Whiskey

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If a girl is pretty & single you got about 2 weeks to blow her mind before her old nigga wanna make shit right for the 89th time

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gonna start a photo series of weird stuff i ash on

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I miss seeing Theon Greyjoy's dick

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If you want somebody to go down on you here's my method. say here's a pizza party in the basement" then push their head into your crotch""

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told him he was like no get her $25! I was like um, this is my sister. U got sbux on deck now.

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Inside Out is probably the best movie Pixar has ever done.

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That one time with Jimi #hollywood #walkoffame https://t.co/UovnuP6rFD

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Oh lord, thank You for mute button.

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I feel like Tom's of Maine deodorant makes my armpits smell worse than if I wasn't wearing deodorant at all.

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Real boyfriends don't keep secrets from their girlfriend. You're in a relationship to grow closer together, not to hide things & ruin trust.

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If a guys tinder says wants to try new things" means He wants you to fuck him in the butt. ""Open minded"" means he'll suck a dick""

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So much fun this year. https://t.co/zhmHsSObC8

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I'm a sucker for tattoos

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hey boys this is on sale online for 14$ https://t.co/iPE3tYEDtm

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Trigger fingers turn to chicken fingers.

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I fixed the printer, still not sure how. My Au Pair is might be intoxicated. The cat threw up on the carpet. Life is back to normal.