Erin Walsh

Lovable Menace.

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It's only 9:30am, and I can sum up this day already -- All God's children are terrible.

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Tequila makes everything funnier.

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Time to blow the whistle on #FIFA’s boss -- sign now to send him off! #BlatterOut https://t.co/XnXpZLqB9b

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At Starbucks, OH: "So, like, should we Google 'most significant things that happened in the 60's'?" -- Educational System FAIL.

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Ate gummy bears for lunch. Like an ADULT. But I voted. #govote, dummies.

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You know how you know when it's officially spring in Indiana? When it's snowing.

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"I never thought I'd see the day when you put down a glass of whiskey to pick up a baby" -- @jlaffen

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@smneddo y=mx+b what is b? (Answer: it b a squall line)

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"hey dummy, if you reject God you won't get fleas" - @jlaffen to the cat

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Nobody becomes fancier by riding on someone else's coattails. Buy your own threads, son.

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A boombox is not a toy.

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To everyone who supports a sports team and uses "we" in reference to said team's performance, stop it. #youdontplayforthem

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"Did you just say 'that's a hardworking little puffin?" - @jlaffen (Answer: no, but that's an adorable convo I'd LOVE to have)

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Calling it a day.

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"You're my favorite worst nightmare." -- @jlaffen

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What, exactly, is a shelf cloud? http://t.co/YlszV8IHvU .@wxdam

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I think it's a bad sign that I trust the look in my cat's eyes more than any news media assessment.

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"I'm in Spanish kindergarten" -- @jlaffen

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Happy Birthday Weekend, @iamcaliopi. Love you, miss you, and while you're older, you're 2 hours younger than if you were still in Indiana.

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For you, @jlaffen http://t.co/twczHtTfrf