Esmerelda Batiste

Assassinations, teaching little mortals to be fashionable, being tortured by goblins.

[Esmerelda Batiste @eeb_lady]

@HarriedWizard We can always hear colors. Blue sounds prettiest.

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@cmcgrath72 @HarriedWizard Lovely, lovely! The ragged wizard looks good enough to eat.

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@_tinyfierce Hasn't the little constable some cheer to spare for the monsters?

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@HarriedWizard We should give it a kiss and let it sleep. It would be merciful.

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@HarriedWizard We would have gladly kept the ragged wizard warm on the longest night of the year.

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The Twitter has allowed us to put it in night mode. How thoughtful of the Twitter. We are pleased!

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It is the longest night of the year in northern climes. Pity we are not at our liberty to enjoy it.

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@TylerWalpole @HarriedWizard Talking to its food?
Oh! Things vampires can do that are strange when you do them!
We have created one of those Internet frivolities that delight mortals! We are CLEVER.

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@DeviousGM We have been on the rack many times in the Goblins' halls. It has become relaxing.

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@Mayhem_James @HarriedWizard The flavor.

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How we miss hunting in the colonies during All Hallow's Eve, when the mortals' blood tastes like sweets.

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@_tinyfierce We would happily Kiss it to sleep.

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@_tinyfierce Days matter naught. We cannot recall 1969 to 1971.

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@_tinyfierce We are pleased the little constable's familiar is well.

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@_tinyfierce Oh! It matches our pretty eyes! Lovely lovely.

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@Bippwatt @PadawanMolly @HarriedWizard Oh, we love meeting the Goblin King's new playthings! It means he pays less attention to us.

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@TylerWalpole Oh, we love the taste of little mortals who have eaten mangoes! Perhaps you can eat them and @Lovin_Huntin will bring you to us?

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It gets dreadfully tedious seeing naught but goblins each day. Will any little mortals tell us what we have been missing in the world?

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@_tinyfierce @SheckyX Mortals and cats...curious...

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@HarriedWizard We would happily drink thee, ragged wizard.