Maya

[Maya @eeddrich]

I <3 my gf

[🧚🏼‍♀️ @t0byj0hn]

me pretending like i don’t care about the love is blind reunion so it loads #LoveIsBlindLIVE https://t.co/euexInsJ97

[Maya @eeddrich]

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[Maya @eeddrich]

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[Maya @eeddrich]

@_tyller We do whatever makes up happy ty 😗

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Cows kill more people every year than sharks"

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: Any New Year's resolutions?
Sagittarius: What a boring question

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Read a great Reddit thread putting historical dates in perspective.

Here are 8 gems.

1/ The moon landing was only 66 years after the Wright Brothers first flight (1903-1969). Within a lifetime, humans went from having limited flight tech to travelling ~239k miles from Earth.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my new year's resolution is to continue being a silly motherfucking goose

[Ruiz @unknownxruiz_]

Just me and my “low tire” ⚠️ against the world.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

i'll kill myself before i leave a voicemail

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Ex: I want to get back together...
Sagittarius: Sorry, but I already moved on back when we were together

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

sometimes you have to freak out in the middle of the day for 4 hours

[zaynah🎈 @zayyyynah]

anybody wanna go christmas caroling? we singing gees by mac miller

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

my job "needing" me seems toxic and manipulative af