liz

[liz @eedollmeyer]

Googling something to win an argument then realizing I was wrong

[liz @eedollmeyer]

Patrick Mahomes in the Argentina jersey a little too on the nose, no?

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

harry kane and erling haaland banging in goals until they faced off

[liz @eedollmeyer]

Opened a slightly controversh tweet and 5 blue checks had impeccable replies and one unverified account had the worst opinion of all time … I just had to keep my likes and leave the thread

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu depois de cantar a letra errada em voz alta

[porfi @pxrfirio_]

terminei de escovar dente e joguei a escova no lixo

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

The purpose of Flock cameras is to destroy a legal concept known as "the reasonable expectation of privacy."

This "reasonable expectation" protects you in places such as a store dressing room, toilet stall, or standing alone in a field.

Flocks are being installed to negate this.

Soon a Judge can say "you had no reasonable expectation of privacy" because that concept does not exist any more, thanks to Flock.

[jill @littlefucky]

Pretending I’m an influencer that got sent a free toilet

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Napoleon, by Emanuel Bachrach-Barée, early 20th century

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

I think people know this and are pretending not to. The actual issue is that they want to deny post-1965 immigrants cultural legitimacy.

[Mario Schlosser @mariots]

Now that there are only 6 world cup games left, I feel deep remorse that I skipped Jordan - Algeria at 11pm three weeks ago

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

They don’t take penalties like this anymore bro

[💖💫🐰🌸🐰💫💖 // WORKING ON COMMS @BUNKlNS]

like PLEASE unmute this it will honestly make your day

[R @rjb_1998]

It's fucking coming home

[✒️ @Literariium]

I hear that

[Jaden Andrew @JadenAndrew666]

Project Hail Mary full movie

[Charlie @ASonNamedBort]

We should bring back the completely unhinged 1950 World Cup format where the final four teams went into a group stage to decide the winner.

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

having a period is so crazy because sometimes something like this comes out of u and u just kinda shrug your shoulders and keep going about your day

[Hans @S7Dsn]

Spiritually the same goal

[liz @eedollmeyer]

Actually

[liz @eedollmeyer]

No team that ever was, is, or will be can ragebait me like Mexico can

[liz @eedollmeyer]

You Twitter fuckers are not superstitious enough tweeting like the game was over already. This is on YOU! YOU YOU YOU!