EEE Says

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@EEE_says boats are at the mercy of the water

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

People who talk shit about American cheese are assholes, and mostly liars

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@EEE_says I’ll do any job for a day. I’d love to take a month and do 30 different jobs

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@EEE_says it is impossible to put on a sock

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

sorry I’m being such a dick
glad your world view is expanding

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

Oh, you said you had to go like 20 minutes ago. Sorry.... that I'm so interesting.

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

@estola Like, the super religious QBs

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

I’m not into “god” quarterbacks

[Duncan Ariey @DuncanAriey]

@EEE_says names are just user generated data man, of course they're fucked

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

“You can't do it your way and be right at the same time.”

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

“I've never skinny dipped, either. People are surprised by that”

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

“I think your dumbass needs to Lookup Danica Patrick and her accomplishments”

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

“Let me be clear, I’d have Wenches” #alternatetimeline

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

I’ve lived in Chicago; I’ve been behind enemy lines

[Nancy Fife @nanseesew]

@EEE_says See original Facebook post where I say the copper will patina well... then explode a table

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

"This discussion about patinas has me warn out"

[EEE Says @EEE_says]

"Think about who you're talking to. Of course I've plucked my eyebrows with needle nose pliers."