emilie annie celestie

ibs warrior

[khusanov dogso enjoyer @josepsburner]

film twitter wants movies to be a part of the cultural zeitgeist once again but film twitter also wants to shit on people actually going to the movies again

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Some lyric clarifications

“Saw your mom”
Not Suck Your Mom

“Beat your ass into morning”
Not Eat Your Ass In The Morning

“Glad you got your act cleaned”
Not Glad You Got Your Ass cleaned

But honestly sing from whatever place your mind takes you to

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[cornelia 🫟 @wnchvstr]

don't piss me off

[Ivy ⸆⸉🦋☁️ @bflyeffect22]

And if a man told me “I’m trying to think of something poppy for you to get your head around” I’d punch his teeth in and I’m dead serious

[‏ٰ @filmpullman]

carter hart scf highlights

[KJ 🐳 🏆 rip freddie @forthecanes]

start signing.

[Governor Josh Stein @NC_Governor]

my bbq is swine
my dorothea is dix
my longleaf is pine
MY CANES IN SIX

[meg @urfriendmeg]

me liking every tweet shitting on carter hart

[General Gainey III @General_Gainey]

BREAKING:

Due to the Lenovo Center being within half a mile from a high school, Carter Hart will not be allowed to play the in the Stanley Cup Finals in Raleigh, North Carolina.

[Tyrone Casen @The10minuteman]

We let the gays hack canvas omg

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Ryan Gosling throws a Hail Mary ahead of the final ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ trailer debuting at the Super Bowl.

[bushra @boooklovers]

this is actually insane like no matter how many times i read it i’ll never get over it

[emilie annie celestie @eeeceleste]

@dominos your driver didn’t deliver and now the store won’t answer the phone. y’all suck

[🏆 - jason 🦥🪐 @spongebobsloth]

Luke hughes huge caniac