Wait I actually like this version of the joke better👇🏾
Companies: "We believe in meritocracy around here."
The meritocracy:
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Rishi Sunak has just justified a cut in the #overseasaid budget on grounds of the "fiscal situation". In the next breath he praised the biggest increase in military spending in 30 years. Arms dealers' profits are prioritised over human needs. #SpendingReview
So happy and proud to be a part of this amazing group, looking forward to watching everyone change the world <3
#TimetoActivate
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In each issue of The Happy News we shine a light on incredible campaigns & charities 💛 @CurriculumBlack is a social enterprise founded in 2019 by young people to address the lack of Black British history in the UK curriculum https://t.co/Wo3CREup7s
Decided to start using twitter again, read my old tweets, and I'm sad for myself of years past how much I talked about alcohol and food in a negative way.
Recognising that now is a positive though, onwards and upwards <3
The world's largest military budgets:
🇯🇵 $50 billion
🇬🇧 $53 billion
🇫🇷 $56 billion
🇮🇳 $58 billion
🇷🇺 $63 billion
🇸🇦 $83 billion
🇨🇳 $168 billion
🇺🇸 $700 billion
What if—just maybe—we led the world not in weapons and war, but in fighting humanity's common enemy: climate change?
@MagicMagid Giving up ironing is key political advice I've already shared with @catherinerowett
Think what else you could do with the time. I haven't ironed since about 1985.
#JustSayNo
Catch @BBCLookNorth this evening as Cllr Sarah Allen, Cabinet Member for Cleaner, Greener Communities is being interviewed about Rotherham's wonderful wildflowers.