diet dr pupper

RU '14. UniGlasgowVet '19.

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Deep need for sour patch kids right now

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@PhillyPolice why is it that myself and a friend tried to call 911 to report an assault in progress and no one answered

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Boom. Wordle 206 3/6

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@chris_as_an_NFT: You look like a 30something in the 90s only listening to Iron Maiden

Me: That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

biden has been president for six days and not a single brand new epsode of seinfeld has been produced

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Remember when they shoved that older man, he got a brain bleed, and they just walked away????

[Alafair Burke @alafairburke]

Police hand walking a rioter down the stairs for her comfort.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

capitol building security system explained

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Can I offer you an egg in these trying times? #eggswerepoached #crime

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@Sonicjeb 2020 nonsense continues

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Humanity reaching new lows in 2020 #yikes

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To anyone who still believes this guy who is too lazy to stand up right and read the teleprompter. This is fascism: https://t.co/AfaEYpdliF

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Talking about the importance of planning..
@chris_fortunato: “yeah...but no one would ever have a case against me for premeditated murder. I have a track record of poor planning! So many character witnesses.”

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*watching trailer for “greyhound”— @chris_fortunato: “once again tom hanks is playing the captain of a doomed vessel!”

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Too bad the baby is in college by the time wish delivers these

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

It's been 24 hours and I still have yet to see any NRA member standing up to this military occupation they always say they need guns for.

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What does it mean when your bf farts during a make out sesh

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🎶 when you’re dog snores louder than Tony sopran’ “thatsamore 🎶

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Finally figured out Nic Cages accent from Vampires Kiss- it’s @realDonaldTrump

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CF: I have distinct memories of eating multiple worms per day.

NB: yes, this account has been transformed into a transcript of shit @chris_fortunato says.