Elexa Bocchino

Life is too short to be anything but happy

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

It’s 2038. You go to visit your kid at University of Maryland. There are no parking lots on campus. The purple line is still not complete. An AI human size testudo greets you at the campus entrance. Krazi Kebab is the lone survivor as Rt 1 has been taken over completely by pizza https://t.co/q395dktAli

[Maddie ◡̈ @Smileyfacegall]

It’s 2038. You go to visit your kid at University of Tampa. They’re redoing the pool for the 17th time. Today marks the 10 year anniversary of Pandinis burning down all of Morsani. Plant hall still smells and feels like death. You go & pay ur respects to the Outpost memorial sign https://t.co/H1hQ3h36kX

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@jennair I’ve been in contact with your people and am being told it’s $500 for a service call!? What will be different if I DM you

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

Hey @jennair Six years ago, I finally redid my dream kitchen. After hours of research and many recommendations, despite the extra cost, we opted to go for Jennair appliances. (1/x)

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@jennair We were told oh well, they are man-made and are bound to break. if @jennair is looking for a recommendation from us, they will not get it. Think twice before you purchase @jennair products. (4/4)

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@jennair Now less than one year later the thermostat control is broken on both the top and bottom oven. To say I am disgusted, as well as disappointed in this company is an understatement. Not only is the oven broken, but the icemaker is also broken. (3/4) @jennair

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

Hey @Lin_Manuel!! My mom is a HS choir teacher & they can’t sing bc of COVID so she’s doing music ed instead. Latest unit: Broadway. Latest topic: a compare/contrast of In the Heights (her fav musical) & Hamilton. Any words of advice or encouragement to her/her students?<3 thanku

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@ItsRainaMen B subtweet of all subtweets we’ve taught him well he is using it against us now

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@nbbedi @angiexvanessa 😂😂

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

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#BreonnaTaylor #SayHerNams

[Maryland Football @TerpsFootball]

Aloha, @tauliaa12! 🤙🐢

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

Shout it to the rooftops! The original Broadway production of @HamiltonMusical, filmed LIVE onstage at the Richard Rodgers Theatre, is now coming exclusively to @DisneyPlus this July 3rd. #Hamilfilm

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

Can we go back to college but like specifically 2017 GTs #goodtimes #tbt #sos

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@ItsRainaMen Yes it does

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@ItsRainaMen Omg you haven’t tweeted me like this in so long 💜💜💜💜

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@ItsRainaMen HAH 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@drinkspindrift I want to give my best friend Maggie a #smallmomentofjoy. She is so hard working and loves a good seltzer to get her through the day. The isolation has been tough on her and this would be such a fun way to show her love 💜

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@OldBayMason @Lin_Manuel Lol I know sorry. We’re all crying in the club over there too

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@Lin_Manuel we’re watching my high school performance of In the Heights to brighten up quarantine #stayhome 😁💜

[Elexa Bocchino @eeeelexa]

@shokboi94 SO. SAD.

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Hannah you can get engaged again.. Angelina from my show got engaged like 6 times #TheBachelor