Emma

I read the fine print so you don't have to. Although you probably should (not official advice). London connoisseur. All views my own.

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

This dog is a regular traveler of this metro, & he likes to sit next to window while traveling, so he stands the passenger up to get his seat.

[Emma @eeeharmon]

@ShouldHaveCat @markintime

[Emma @eeeharmon]

@awkwardgoogle @markintime

[Emma @eeeharmon]

Man opposite me smashing a whole box of cornettos. Got a lot of respect for it.

Box of 6, for anyone wondering.

[Emma @eeeharmon]

To the scam artist claiming to be me asking my dad for money. You don't understand what you've done. Now I'm getting a lecture for being irresponsible with my money. #ScamAlert

[Chukwüderä @chukwudera_ng]

I wish people feared their sons being abusive, pedophiles, and rapists as much as they fear them being gay.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Surround yourself with lawyers who will do shit like this

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

cheese tax

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

"And, on that note, I want to say 'Free Palestine, End the Genocide, and the BBC is complicit.'"

I hope this man got into his first-choice university.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Think of how many beautiful exotic animals lives were saved because of this buffalo’s heroic act

[em. (they/she) @_emnm14]

men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

A con man, a pedophile and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says "You here by yourself today, Mr. Trump?"

[Ani O'Brien @aniobrien]

If saying “no you cannot marry children” upsets your religion it deserves to be upset.

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

I told Congress they're killing poor kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they're paying for it by kicking poor kids off Medicaid in the US. This was the authorities' response.

[Emma @eeeharmon]

@BodePolly86922 Your son also needs that house in the south of France. He said it, not me. Something about a yacht too? Just the messenger here.

[Emma @eeeharmon]

Tube announcement "for the tourists travelling, don't get this tube. Get the next one" who says we're not friendly?! #London