eeehandy

Have no clue where I'm going but there's no use in being late

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@BoyWaybutter @NostalgiaFolder It's not even a fucking "k" you absolute moron.....

It's an "r"

What a moment to double down on your limited mental capacity with letters and words

Take that MAGA retardation elsewhere

Just avoid me at this point because you evidently don't have the goods lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@JaimieBeard16 @OswaldPer4mance @UtdMaI Damn what are the odds I'd reply to back to back tweets from dumbass MAGA fucks who can't read????

Well, actually pretty good if we're being honest......

The only folks taking L's right now are you two illiterate morons 🤣🖕🤣🖕🤣🖕

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@BoyWaybutter @NostalgiaFolder That's not what either of those stories are called.....

And because it's a book it's definitely not gonna be for you since you'll need to know how to read

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@japan_nobunaga Bars.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@NectonX6 The cool thing is that Thierry doesn't rape people so there's that 👍

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@Andrew_Maj42 @Primewave96 You're fuckin stupid 👍

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@AdamKinzinger I'm all for your cornering him and shit

But why won't you gutless fucks do a god damn thing about it?

Quit being pussies you little bitches

You're not helping do fuck all to ensure I don't have to budget for gas because this dickhead wants a ballroom, arch, or fuckin anything

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

Whenever I hear this moron speak it always brings me back to this goofy ass, yet likely accurate video, from many moons ago

https://t.co/0HuN2rObJA

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Republican Senator Bill Cassidy, who is a physician, schooled RFK Jr., who was caught once again lying about the efficacy of vaccines.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@HatterMaddie17 @5am1am_6 And I'd submit, based on who you follow and a short trip down your timeline, that they've got you hook, line, and sinkered.

Just the dumbest fucking people 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@Huskers @kevinsjuts @HuskerSoftball @HuskerBaseball Seems like all the round ball sports got it in gear.....

Any time egg ball 🙄🙄🙄

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@userofmarijuana @garrett_TFE That's not what he said you fucking dildo.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@AlbionAlfred23 @BeckySpooner1 @zhaabowekwe @deejay90192 He was charged with murder.....

WTF more could you possibly want?

These two instances are not the same because the penalty wasn't sufficient in the Roberts case.

Hope that helps 👍

God you fucking idiots are insufferable

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@NickyXPhoto @AlanLew56185276 It was in, fact, not real.

You're just a moron 👍

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@LSKoop @HuskerBaseball @Rob_Childress @WoodhouseAuto bArElY

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

The word "hurt" would be redefined by @MerriamWebster after I got done wiping the blood off my face.

[Monika @CatLover56577]

Be honest: would you
kick someone out of
your house for
mistreating your pet?

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

Those weren't Milk Bones little puppies.....

Those were Chewy Bars 🤣🤣🤣

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Two police dogs at two separate airports have reportedly bitten ICE agents today.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

You voted for this shitshow you fucking dildos.

Wear their blood as a blanket when you go to bed at night.

[Bring Our Troops Home @TroopsHomeUS]

This weekend, Iowa National Guardsmen were killed overseas.

Why are Guardsmen still deployed in places like Syria?
Who voted for these missions? Under what constitutional authority?

Episode 5 explains how America normalized undeclared wars.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@KeruboSk Cats.

Hungry cats.

And a Titanic's worth of financial anxiety.

[eeehandy @eeehaun]

@swagmastarpaul It's funny to watch when I've peppered a toy with cat nip spray and they go HAM on it....

Not so funny when my wrist is in a death clutch with their front legs and my forearm is being used as a scratching post by the back ones.

These little gremlins 🫠