ella

professional loser

[ella @eeella18]

thinking my tweets are works of art but they’re more incomprehensible jumbles of my disorganized thoughts than anything else

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[chase @cfree94]

if kamala calls him a fucking idiot tonight

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Kamala Harris: “Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people, and he is apparently having a very difficult time processing that.” #Debate2024 #peopleforkamala

[Ernest Owens @MrErnestOwens]

If I send you this, it means I'm watching how wild your lie is. #Debate2024

[ella @eeella18]

getting bacon on a cheeseburger is gluttonous as hell

[ella @eeella18]

just unretweeted a bunch of my retweets from my darkest days and no i don’t care what people think of me or my online presence at all #nonchalant

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

The vibe this summer

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

yesterday i went to bard college and it was sort of magical seeing future brooklyn residents out in the woods before they're hardened by the squalor of the city

[ella @eeella18]

pianos don’t just fall from the sky like they used to

[ella @eeella18]

an only child could never be a dj

[ella @eeella18]

when you’re putting a forgetting spell on someone but they cast a remembering spell on themselves 😔

[ella @eeella18]

leaving john mulaney show and asked a security guard if he could walk us back. said no but gave us a pocket knife he confiscated earlier ♥️♥️

[ella @eeella18]

who the f orders fanta at wendy’s #wtf is this

[ella @eeella18]

he blow on my clarinet call that a woodwind

[ella @eeella18]

the ting goes skra

[ella @eeella18]

you are making me think more about this than i should’ve

context: watching an episode of the good place