em ✨

argumentative antithetical dream girl 🌈🕺🏻🪩🤠

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

June 5th best breakup date !!!!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Watching Trump and Elon fight:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

[em ✨ @eeembeee]

THIS is what Twitter should exist for. redownloaded the app and everything.

[em ✨ @eeembeee]

welp no better timing to delete this app than the owner hitting us with a good ol salute! it’s been fun rotting my brain for the better part of my adolescence with yall. be good to each other, we’re gonna need it in the next 4 years.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

it’s going to be a long 4 years

[em ✨ @eeembeee]

@writtenbykelsey climbed that mf mountain!!!! 🥹💖

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

The only way out is through

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Big week for me legally releasing some of the hate in my heart ☺️ https://t.co/525fhpoEZr

[em ✨ @eeembeee]

@sydneyjanexo she’s just like me fr

[em ✨ @eeembeee]

im p jaded after living thru a climate disaster in Texas & being told it served me right for living there but literally no one “deserves” to lose something like their home no matter where they live or how wealthy you think they are. no one deserves to experience a climate crisis!

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

2025 motto

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'M LONELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S NEW YEARS EVE. I CAME HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEBODY, YOU WANT THE REST OF THE LIFE TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[danielle @seuIgifilm]

evergreen.

[ana @shivlestat]

it’s that time of the year

[lauren @laurenashastro]

this is the kind of society you get when you shit on english degrees

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“maybe I’ll do some writing between christmas and new year”

Between christmas and new year:

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

one of the funniest lines of 2024