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[equinn @eeemilyqueen]

if you’re ever having a bad day just remember that at least you’re not my friend who dropped a cymbal in the middle of her first college concert as a music major

[equinn @eeemilyqueen]

@ChipotleTweets ily

[susa @prinkasusa]

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

How is anyone supposed to find joy in a world like this

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Praise @tufpraise]

My twenties have taught me that people really are THAT horrible and they would really do you like THAT.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I think men are becoming too content with being useless. You guys literally Can’t fix shit, can’t build, don’t pay for shit , struggling to plan dates . Like what are you really here for??

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

bitch i was depressed for months, nobody noticed. i still showed up for people even when i didn’t know how to show up for myself. that’s why i don’t buy the whole “i was going through something” excuse for treating people badly. we’re all going through something.

[norberg & co @franzkatka]

girl you could be cozy and tucked in with us too idk why you’re looking at me like that

[dolores @dolopeanut]

so-called “free thinkers” when mom breaks out the heated blanket in late October

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

"Flight attendant yawns"

Deaf passengers:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

It kinda freaks me out that you never really know how the other person feels about you, like it could all just be a lie.

[branden @riffexxx]

is making a 9/11 joke bad if it’s a good tip? (I like rounding)

[bigsock @biggersocks]

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

[Beefsteak 🐄 @ol_scarbrain]

The best description I’ve ever gotten over the phone at work was when I asked which paw a dog was having issues with and this guy said “passenger side, front paw”.