“When you step onto the pitch, I know it won’t just be you on the pitch, but Diogo will be with you.” Andy Robertson reads poignant letter from Rute Cardoso, Diogo Jota's wife. Via Letters That Unite. @FIFAWORLDCUP
Anyone ever find out what happened to our £28,000,000,000 spent on Test & Trace which didn’t really work or the billions spent on PPE which had to be burnt because it was out of date or unsuitable? And what happened to the charming Michell Mone, still on her yacht?
😂 Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse Brilliant Parody Of Dragons Den
Ken and Brian enter the Dragon’s Den pitching “Me Can’t Believe It’s Not Custard” in thick Jamaican patois:
“It not custard… but it taste a little bit like it!”
The dragons go full chaos:
One hits them with: “I really like your crap product and I’ll give you money.”
Another: “I love you because I’m not racist and I’ll give you more money.”
The next one tops it: “I’m even less racist than all of them so I’ll give you as much money as you want… for no stake at all!”
All the dragons are in… until the last one leans in with the killer question:
“Are you really black?”
Ken and Brian certainly hadn’t anticipated this question.
Then everything falls apart instantly 🤣
The impressions of the Dragons 👌🏻
For DBS checks to be conducted, proof of ID and address must be provided by way of original documentation.
The fact Rob Kenyon will not co-operate with the process suggests something is amiss.
#DBS
GOT TO WONDER WHY THERE APPEARS NO APPARENT FOOTPRINT of ROB KENYON as a plumber
Can anyone find trace of him on
@GasSafeRegister@WatersafeUK REGISTER
@CIPHE REGISTER
Has he been APPROVED by ANY Organisation
Certainly, I wouldn't want a plumber without any recognised qualifications
as they can't be trusted surely !!!