I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
I am dying. There's a dad and his preteen son and young daughter sitting next to me in Starbucks. The dad asks the boy what "mf" means. There's silence for a very short while and he smoothly replies "more frappuccinos". I look up, we meet eyes, and he just smiles at me, knowing.
don’t say you’re depressed if you’re just upset. don’t say you’re bipolar if you have one mood swing. don’t say you have an anxiety disorder if you have normal stress. mental health is not taken seriously because we throw out disorders like they’re adjectives describing a mood.
I have a workout app that tells me to workout every night at 9 pm
Matt and I were on our way to dinner when I got the notification
so he pulled over on the side of the road and I did 5 jumping jacks and then he gave me a high five and now we’re getting mexican food
ICED COFFEE should be CHEAPER than the same sized HOT COFFEE because like half of what you’re paying for is LITERALLY ICE thank you for coming to my ted talk