egghead stupid ass mcgee

[hani @crucifynisis]

constantly distracting myself so i dont have a single thought

[waytoosweet #nw @Waytooosweet]

It takes a LOT for Pattinson to impress me these days but holy shit bro

[egghead stupid ass mcgee @eeggheadmcgee]

@kayleekaylee LOL tryna catch me going to n from the dispo like I care

[𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ @1Up_Dreams]

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

[egghead stupid ass mcgee @eeggheadmcgee]

LOKOLOL

[nolan @oomfs_lore]

when I was a teenager Ben used my dad’s offices to film some movie in Boston and I got to go the set one day and I remember he was out front so tall so depressed and smoking a cigarette in a suit and he shook my hand so firmly. I went home and touched my cookie like crazyyyyy.

[Chuck @cfisonline]

don’t call me twin if you got ur life together i’m roaming through the second circle of hell as we speak

[David Koresh- Official @TuckStopsHere]

When I'm puking in the bathroom at the white people wedding after abusing the open bar and I hear the Cha Cha Slide start up

[egghead stupid ass mcgee @eeggheadmcgee]

I know I’m super late to the party & don’t get me wrong I always knew but TOM MF HARDY?????? good god

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Accepting that there is no old self to go back to anymore

[egghead stupid ass mcgee @eeggheadmcgee]

so mom coded

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

my mom started volunteering with autistic children and annoyed one nonverbal student so bad that he literally spoke for the very first time in his life to tell her to shut up

[Cosmic @DocCosmic98]

I wish they still grew pot that was low THC and just gave you a great body high and made you laugh at everything instead of pot that gives you Joe Biden level dementia and existential dread. What do they put in that shit dude.

[ana lu @kentonan7]

“2027 é daqui 5 meses” eu que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019

[soliraw🇧🇷 @belindomita]

Cuando realmente estás esforzándote en la vida y nada parece funcionar

[N4V4RR0! @Zer0reflect]

#donteatanything2026 #photosynthesischallange2026

[miya @miyarah_]

"este año voy con todo"

el estado en el que me encuentro en julio:

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When people think you're ignoring them, but in reality life is sucking all your energy and leaving you like this

[𝒥ℴ 𝜗𝜚 @venusianjo]

trying not to act like a horrible monster when my patience is tested and things don’t go my way

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Neon @fw_Neon]

When you smoke outside on a pretty day and feel amazing as fuck.