Brain: ok now what are we not going to do today?
Me: drink an additional 4 shots of espresso with our morning coffee on an empty stomach
2 hours later
Brain and stomach: you’re so stupid.
Wandering around downtown on my last “official” day in Wilmington for a bit feeling a bit melancholy and nostalgic.
Then I look down and see a used condom on the sidewalk.
I love this city.