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[ego ☆ @eegodeaths]

this is what i was giving

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the way i literally walked in to a bar tonight and everybody actually clapped... LMFAO

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my entire day, week or month can be derailed subconsciously just by not having any genre or album that i listen to obsessively

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the idea of having a pet frog....

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tormenting my homeboy by loudly declaring "wow this dude drinks a LOT" every time he goes to buy a 12-pack at the corner store

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gainful employment has made me offline af for whatever reason but the fact that all social media has turned into a cesspool of ai generated slop makes it even easier to do so

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being me is funny bcos if you piss me off badly enough one time i genuinely don't care whether you live or die

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if you drink boba from dunkin donuts you probably eat kids

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everyone who said tesla owners lowkey shouldn't be uber drivers was right

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man i can't wait to have a normal day job again they should give me (specifically) a gun

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@ASHL00 is that like a real place bcos this sounds like a threat😭

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the scope of viet food in the US is criminally underrepresented bcos all you bitches care to eat is pho and bahn mi like... i'm tired

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they literally have pandan butter over there and nobody talks about it. this is like the butter chicken epidemic all over again i fear...

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episode so bad i might have to take my ssris fr this time

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dior sunglasses will make me feel better

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making my lock screen a picture of myself bcos i think it's funny

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wish i could travel forever lowkey ive been back in seattle for almost a month and im already vacant and bored of everything again ive lived here for tooooo long

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dating apps are just too chopped for me now atp if you want my attention you are gonna have to catch me when i'm drunk in the club twice a month and pass like 20 tests for me to even look twice in your direction

[ego ☆ @eegodeaths]

metalcore straight into emo rap today

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rip bozo 💯 #dontcare #dgaf 🔥

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too sad to do too much of anything today so i'm eating my caesar salad with chopsticks

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today is now 8 straight days of me working and i now fully understand the limitations of the human form