I met a devil, but he didn’t want my soul,
He only wanted to borrow my bike awhile.
I met a vampire, but he didn’t want my blood,
He only wanted two nickels for a dime.
I keep meeting all the right people,
At all the wrong times.
-Shel Silverstein
@chalametmelanie @calebmclaughlin he corrected himself as soon as gaten said “mentally challenged” i know you dont wanna cancel him but :/ caleb deserves the world