Emily Keaney

i'd love to be taking a nap right now

[Emily Keaney @eekean_]

Imagine all the things I could accomplish if my brain wasn’t full of the lyrics to Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged from their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, & children separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared"

-Anne Frank's 1/13/43 diary entry

[sydney @demiurgently]

great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[trash jones @jzux]

for my next trick i will imagine an entire future with a man who doesn't think about me at all

[. @naledimashishi]

So he’s firing government employees so that he can contract their work to his own business instead and directly profit from it 🙃

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

What we’re not about to do is let AI have the em dash. The em dash belongs to human writers. It’s our emotional support punctuation mark

[maybe: clare @clur19]

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

overstimulated and understimulated at the same time

[yasi salek @yasisalek]

Honestly heavily fucking with Kendrick’s flares

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

Archivists are how we catalog and remember the past. Archivists preserve history. Removing the country’s top archivist - which is meant to be a nonpartisan position - can only be read as a bid to manipulate that history for the future.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Republicans are getting exactly what they've always wanted, which is the end of everything that keeps people alive, all in the name of a few dollars more. That's their entire platform

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

can’t believe we have to deal with generative AI when tech people haven’t even mastered the printer yet

[Emily Keaney @eekean_]

@sarahjaeleiber TV that came out this year: shogun & say nothing are two of the best, i think. TV that did not come out this year: ER. i watched it for the first time recently and it's fantastic

[Emily Keaney @eekean_]

Imagine all the things I could accomplish if my brain wasn’t full of the lyrics to Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

I wrote this in November 2016. This is still the main advice I'd give today.
https://t.co/ysNU5IlUl5

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

[꩜ @laylology]

repurchasing 3+ beauty products at once can bankrupt even the most responsible woman

[Emily Keaney @eekean_]

@themaureenlee I am actually surprised by that!

[Emily Keaney @eekean_]

Nobody Wants This really expects me to believe that a woman raised in Los Angeles has never been to a bar or bat mitzvah? Or dated a Jewish guy? Or heard the word shalom? Be serious