🔪 bonnie🔪

she/her || 29 || taxidermy, digital art, picrew shenanigans, acnh, horror, etc. || ☠️NO MINORS☠️

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

RELEASE THE BEES
https://t.co/zleKOgRhiL

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@LloydsLoungee truly 😭😶‍🌫️

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

norman just farted a fart so potent that it jolted me awake from a dead nap 😭

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@bby_spooky what is this 👀

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

the criminal

[mel @peaceful_decay]

periodt.

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@meowterialgworl

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

^^ def my favorite line from season 4

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

perhaps the Strangest Things™️ are the friends we made along the way 🥹

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@myuzikalleeriq lmaooo u never know 😂😭

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@wsgrl_ true, but i believe a raven would have far more self-restraint 😂😂

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@myuzikalleeriq wait what animal 👀

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@myuzikalleeriq they’re honestly the SWEETEST 😭💖

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

i befriended the kids across the street (ages: 5/7/9) & now they bring me treasures:

- dandelions
- glitter putty
- a rock
- marker drawings
- 2 cookies
- a friendship bracelet
- small pinecones
- a decorative bottle of sand

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

me: refuses to let u come over until i’ve vacuumed & tidied up

also me: insists u see the bones degreasing on my balcony as soon as u get here

[Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd]

why doesn't she call?

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Shut up!' screamed Toad.

[🔪 bonnie🔪 @eel_teeth]

@daliacrossing i stole this hack off reddit years ago:
1. Fill your lungs with your mouth. v important to use the mouth.
2. Swallow TWICE in a row. If you have difficulty, generate saliva in your mouth, it'll help you get the second swallow easier.
3. Exhale SLOWLY through your nostrils.

[VERSY @Versiris]

We slow-motion shot Tom Nook with a nerf gun and I can't breathe lmfao