elissa bisaro

I'm just a girl...

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Fair? This is not fair? But it’s fair to give billionaires tax breaks? I’d rather be unfair to those earning greater than $125K! They don’t have to choose whether to pay rent or Betsy DeVoss!

[Dale Hays @DaleOHays]

@paulkrugman @joncoopertweets This is all about pandering for votes for the midterms. What it isn't about is FAIRNESS to all those who didn't go to college or worked hard to pay off their loans. We shouldn't be rewarding special groups of people like this - with 100's of billions of the Public's monies.

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Agreed but in whose lifetime will that happen?

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

2/2 I graduated with no debt. I was lucky you say? Degree & no debt! No. My dad died. I would rather have a dad but no matter what, I got my degree

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

My dad died in Jan of my freshman year of college. I had some money but he had promised to help me financially. Mom didn’t want me to go, she said “college ruins kids!” This was based on the student protests of the 1960’s and ‘70’s. Social security survivor benefits put me thru

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

NOTHING WAS ADDED OR CHANGED TO THIS BILL SINCE THEIR YES VOTES.⬇️

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law
#PassthePactact

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Ours was a rubber round thing that helped most of the time. My kids christened it "the blue bologna" since it was blue and round like a slice of bologna.

[Sarah McCammon📻 @sarahmccammon]

Help me resolve a domestic dispute:

Is a “jar opener” a basic kitchen staple that all kitchens “should” have, equivalent to a can opener? (Does having literally never heard of one until last night make me a total weirdo? Was I raised by wolves?)

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

F that! That is the most idiotic rationale there is!

[𝔉𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔇𝔞 ℭ𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔫 🤡 @FingersDaClown]

@SarahKSilverman Have y’all heard of ghost gun lol you can take every gun away but ppl can still get there hands on ghost gun or any gun really so taking guns away ain’t gonna stop nothing really

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

This is happening! https://t.co/QF7vX3GnjF

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

I’ll believe it when I see/hear them under oath. Until then, I believe her!

[The Feng Hunter™ @TheFengHunter]

@puppiesjj @nprscottsimon Source? :)

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

If she’s not being truthful, under oath, let the actors in this 2-bit melodrama come forth and, under oath, tell it themselves!

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Are you serious? Are rape and incest not forced acts? Are they somehow not real?

[Michelle oh @mkohlrogge]

@BynumLady @janamorsecode @DanRather no ones forcing you to get pregnant. that would actually be forced birthing

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Sadly Schiff is wrong! This IS who we are, petty, vindictive, selfish bullies!

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Disgust!

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

My heart is breaking for these women!

[Scott Simon @nprscottsimon]

We’re watching Wandrea Moss and her mother Ruby and our hearts break as our outrage grows.

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

@johngreen Since NO ONE KNOWS what comes after this life, it’s all just made up! I’m not saying be a bad person with the life you have but you need to be aware that WE CAN ALL BE WRONG ABOUT ALL OF IT!

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

Me.

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

MARSHALL is the guy. Martial is a thing! You know, like there, they're and their...it's called language usage.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

they’re all just gonna pretend it’s spelled “marshall” now aren’t they

[Mary McCormack @marycmccormack]

Now I need a fourth daughter to name Mallory.

[elissa bisaro @eelissab]

@DanRather Determination of a one year old heading for mom!