maddie

[trash jones @jzux]

requesting PTO at work is so embarrassing. "hi boss permission to enjoy my life for 3 days?"

[viagra @1800viagra]

#nohoes #noroster #phonedry #celibate #sober #untouchable #mysterious #stayinlowkey

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

i wanna be mysterious so bad but i am a chronic yapper. my life is just too interesting

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

the audacity lol

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

@kendraaamae @queensofbravo it’s during my birthday month & i’ve never been 👀

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

@_jos_fl sundresses !!

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

boo purdue was supposed to win !! march madness more like march sadness

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

@tymfshea ya know what i feel annoying ordering them out but at home i make them no worries or anxiety involved n extra strong like i like them 🫶🏻 obsessed

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

maturing is graduating from a vodka redbull to an espresso martini

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hello sharks i’m asking for $48 so i can do a hostile take over of a dive bars’ touchtunes

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

@kendraaamae sorry u’ll see me thursday :-)

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

i be at the lake at 3pm with the grandpas fishin just enjoyin the view & some good music 😂

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

if anyone wants to fall in love i think i have some time available next month

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

are u playin uno with other bitches?? yes or no

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

#NewProfilePic me n my mf dawg

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

fuck u joey 🤡

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

@abbymbrumbaugh it’s so good !!

[maddie @eelyakeiddam]

the way i just got pulled over for jammin out too hard to the twilight baseball scene song 🤡 sorry supermassive black hole hits, officer!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

what i tolerated before, i will never tolerate again and i’m standing on that.