Kaylee Lang

If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘Democrats Firing Babies Out Of T-Shirt Cannons’

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The citizens of zootopia are being feasted on

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe the real brat summer was the credit card debt we gained along the way <3

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

Sometimes i worry im old but at least i don’t have to have gen z explain brat to me

[Jordan / sunny 18 @thatgayyybitch]

me everyday since i started listening to chappell roan

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my mom making me come say hi to somebody i “knew” as a baby

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

It’s giving @MaddyMorphosis

[trash jones @jzux]

“my boyfriend is such a golden retriever” ok well your golden retriever is cheating on you

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

The tap water in Boston is Guiness

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

“I WANT A HAMBURGA LETS GO” -at a pens game during Big Mac Attack

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

Two cats i loved on tiktok fucking died and i am not mentally stable enough to handle this loss

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

"kylothee hard launched at the beyonce concert" i say to my parents who just want to know why i haven't given them grandkids yet

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

"hello yes, I'd like to order 500 gay wedding cakes to be delivered to the Supreme Court"

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

Taylor Swift Taylor Swift
17 Years Ago Today

[Kaylee Lang @eelyakgnal]

I know I’m a grown adult but I’ll say it, i fucking love Bluey