Erwin Emge

Living the dream!

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

I'm mooning the sun and the moon with the place where the sun don't shine in a place the sun don't shine.

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

Indeed! https://t.co/MpcDF8dl9R

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

All 13 minerals required to sustain human life can be found in alcoholic beverages.

[Netelligent @Netelligent]

We are happy to be named as one of the top companies for "The Best Customer Service in #StLouis" award by SMB Magazine!

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

Molina for president! #PostCards #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

“@UberFacts: Drinking beer actually helps strengthen your bones and teeth because it gives you a healthy dose of silicon.” #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

“@fusionholly: RT @UberFacts: August has the highest number of birthdays, while February has the lowest number of birthdays. Aug FTW! #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

“@UberFacts: 28% of IT Professionals hide their career from family or friends out of fear of being asked to provide free tech support.” #fb

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A french study states that women are better off without bras - Bras do not decrease back pain and can increase sagging.

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

“@UberFacts: Men are 58% more likely to die from accidental injuries as opposed to women.” Hold my beer! #fb

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Farting can actually help reduce high blood pressure and is beneficial to your health.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Donna Lange is a 51-year-old woman who killed her boyfriend by suffocating him... with her 38DD sized breasts.

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

RT @frankfender: Worth the read for anyone: 10 Steps To Becoming a Social Business - http://t.co/FPu3eW76 RT @ValaAfshar #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

RT @micpopov: A flowchart on deciding when to send an email! http://t.co/9e9hFhC5 #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

Prep day for colonoscopy tomorrow. Calling it Journey to the center of the Er. #colonblo

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

RT @RexHuppke: I'm glad football's coming back because the Fantasy Debt Ceiling Negotiation team I drafted sucks. #fb

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

Yes

[Erwin Emge @eemge]

Day 2 of midwest Cius tour. KC area today, Omaha tonight. #cius #fb

[Michael Gabriel Mylenbusch @mikemylen]

TokenLock is working great! When I walk away from my Mac, the screensaver kicks in. Thanks @JeremyLaurenson! http://t.co/me2LJ7r

[Blair Pleasant @blairplez]

#Cisco's Tom Isaksen says 70% of CIOs considering desktop virtualization #ucsummit