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having the time of my life

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[trash jones @jzux]

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

[em @eemriee]

#caniacsmiles

[juju @sincerelyjuju]

I could be better but I’m considering becoming worse

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

he tells 10 other girls the same thing he tells you

[val🌷 @xovalerie_]

i'm sorry for getting jealous bae i just know how easy you are 😕

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Community college is not it I shoulda tried harder in high school

[em @eemriee]

Something abt thinking abt a man going into his phone settings and changing it so it doesn’t automatically capitalize letters so he types in all lower case makes me sick

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[em @eemriee]

@york_kait Lowkey same

[popular slut @kindslut]

do i have body dysmorphia or does my body actually look like that

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's actually not funny at all? Will Smith could have killed him with that slap. What if his hand had been full of bees and Chris Rock was allergic to bees and one of the bees stung Chris and nobody had an epipen. Not so funny now is it

[adam @brokeangeI]

dnd is not enough for me i need to fall off the face of the earth