Sexy_Heifer_Momma

Alaska chick surviving on a 🐄 ranch in SE Oklahoma. Dreaming of the day when I can be the wife my husband deserves-before he leaves me for someone half my age.

[Sexy_Heifer_Momma @EEnfw]

@AmericanAir and now DTW to DFW is delayed by five hours and about to be canceled because the plane doesn’t have a pilot. Great compensation though—— tiny glass of ice water. 😭

[Sexy_Heifer_Momma @EEnfw]

@AmericanAir WTF? How about some forced overtime for employees if you’re really that short on staff? Two flights canceled from DFW to DTW but United came through and saved the day when I begged American to transfer my ticket after 98 minutes on hold.

[Matt @mvanec]

Hey @ATT when we have rolling blackouts or other grid outages like today in Texas, we need your towers to remain up and running. NE Denton, TX has no coverage when grid is shutdown. Where’s your power supply backup?

[Raised in Alaska @akkingon]

Just a little friendly sparing. #BrowningCams, #Alaska, #TrailCamera #moose

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Two weeks old...

[The Thankful Outdoorsman @bushcamp2]

That’s a big wolf https://t.co/r3gzb8FOH9

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Quarantine sucks in a house that's haunted because a message suddenly appears in blood saying "YOU USUALLY LEAVE AT 7:45."

[📿🦋🌹Claudia📿🦋🌹 @pequenavez]

O mar serenou quando ela pisou na areia, quem samba na beira do mar é sereia. 🌊⛱️🌞

Clara Nunes 🌹
https://t.co/pXck8L07Nx

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

[Dr Liam Hackett MBE @LiamHALI]

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Honey. Butter. Chicken. Biscuit. Free.

(with any purchase in our app)

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Republican are talking about bailing out the airlines and oil companies. How about a bail-out for middle-class and poor folks who can’t pay their medical bills? 🥺

[Sam Sweeney @SweeneyABC]

BREAKING: A D.C. priest has Coronavirus. He offered communion and shook hands with more than 500 worshippers last week and on February 24th. All worshippers who visited the Christ Church in Georgetown must self-quarantine. Church is cancelled for the first time since the 1800's

[Nebraska Humane Cats @NHSCats]

This is Chewy, and he’s a Norwegian Forest Cat. He’s 4 years old and he’s a really big boy! Just look at him! This fluffy and long boy is looking for a forever home and he would love to meet you!

Learn more about him here: https://t.co/9w3d41bETu

[trilly cauley stein @TheJSpence]

Coronavirus doesn’t stand a chance.