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He took his vorpal sword in hand
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought

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Regarding Biden, how much ice cream does that dude actually eat? I mean seriously?!?

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“Cardi B” presupposes the existence of “Cardi A” and “Cardi C-Z”

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@KNWAFOX24 “First Rule of Fight Club” ……

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I want my spirit animal to be the Capybara

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

i don’t know who’s happier here 😭😭

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There needs to be a “Boomer Line” at all stores and restaurants where they can write checks and count out pocket change….

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That new Banksy is plenty thought provoking

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@unchainedcap fixes this #bitcoin

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What could possibly go wrong?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Sky Cruise is a concept for a nuclear-powered sky hotel. This video rendering shows the aircraft designed to fly with 20 electric engines, housing over 5,000 guests in nearly nonstop flight [full video, Hashem Al-Ghaili: https://t.co/XN2SFT6PMt]

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Is there only one picture of her?

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Umm. Have you ever fucked with a Canadian Goose before? I feel for the Eagle.

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Is there a way on Twitter to just blacklist a single piece of content (like POTUS falling off a bike)? If not, I’ll just put this toy down for a few days.

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In our “ultra modern” medical system, all STAT orders rely on fax machines. Let that sink in.

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Or summon Dr. Who.

[New Scientist @newscientist]

A mysterious substance called a time crystal has been created by firing lasers at rubidium atoms. It only lasted for 10 milliseconds, but it could reveal the scale at which quantum effects take hold. https://t.co/gNF9xJnjip

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<<knock knock knock>> #DeFi you ok in there? You’re not snorting Tethers again, are you?

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Whew. Log lady next up?

[Wen Moon 🇺🇸 ⚡️🇹🇭 @gigachurros]

@RudyHavenstein I think he lives inside a David Lynch movie

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Dear Mr. Spielberg,

As the homeowner’s assoc. has repeatedly warned you...

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You’re doing it wrong

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Oddly glad that I’m in the divergent reality where Elon bought #Twitter and not Trump

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Next stop, #BlackMirror.

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Johnny Depp is finally molting into his adult form: Marlon Brando.