etho

Ethan "ya boi" Kentish

[etho @eephoee]

#CoupleGoals Merry Christmas 🎄to Ma Petite Grenouille🐸♥️ @enzabtrn

[etho @eephoee]

@Gazpump There’s still time to fail dw babyy

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

guys simon cowell has ran out of listerine

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

how tf that little alien know

[macy @macyagilliam]

to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.

1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks @MistressIBrooks]

Long day at work :/ #OwnerOfAPizzeria

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

twitter has officially removed the feature that tells you what device a tweet was sent from and i just wanna say say dorothy we will never forget you.

[etho @eephoee]

Real friends drink each other’s bath water

[courtney @Co_Mill]

You listen to Mambo No. 5? Well I listen to-

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

weighted blankets are not enough. hit me with a shovel

[etho @eephoee]

@canfzs Fckn SAME

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

If you have bad circulation it’s because you’re evil and bad. Your feet are cold because your soul is poisoned