Aakash

drowning in my superiority complex

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

Ok google how to handle fame

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@IndianTechGuide Don’t fall for this shit. Nayara’s price per litre was already ₹5-6 higher than govt owned retailers. This is like a Flipkart ‘sale’ where they inflate the price and offer a discount

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

Dude looks like Indian @ishowspeedsui

[TOI Bengaluru @TOIBengaluru]

#Bengaluru #Police solve silver theft case reported from Ulsoor.

19-year-old Teja from Tamil Nadu was arrested for stealing 10 kgs of silver by drilling a hole into the shop’s wall in April. Police have recovered 5 kgs of silver from him.

@timesofindia

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@vikas_revivo Both of you are idiots

[kripal amanna @kripalamanna]

Hey Bob's Bar Bengaluru, why must customers key in their phone number and validate it via OTP before they can even place an order?

A beer and a bite shouldn’t require surrendering personal data.

The Government of India’s Department of Consumer Affairs has already advised businesses not to insist on mobile numbers as a mandatory precondition for sale or billing, and that such data should only be collected with express consent.

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@ShreehariA Don’t hate me bc I’m famous

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

Ok google how to handle fame

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

‘Discounts’ after the VC money runs out

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@gharkekalesh @congratstothe

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@scarysouthpaw Reyansh college of hotel management

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@samridhitewari UP?

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

They are selling the Patanjali guy on Amazon

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

1980: I bet we’ll have flying cars in 2025

2025:

[Oppressor @TyrantOppressor]

I asked ChatGPT : if countries had castes, which country would belong to which caste ? Here’s what it replied 👇

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@LinkedInLunat1c I posted this and it was clearly satire. Yall just stupid as fuck 😭

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@Dhimahi11 At least get a little more creative w these sponsored posts

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@Escapeplace__ @congratstothe

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

Have they tried decreasing costs and increasing revenue instead

[NIK @ns123abc]

BREAKING: McKinsey terminates 10% of staff (largest in 100 years) due to sharp slowdown in revenue growth across the consulting market

It’s actually over for MBA consultants..

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

Good Day ad

[Dhimahi Jain @Dhimahi11]

today I couldn’t control myself and started snacking on my fav cookies during a work call, thinking mic mei kya hi awaz aaegi..

and this is how my manager reacted

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

*poor labourer just wanting to withdraw money from his bank account but is unable to communicate with the bank staff bc he only speaks Kannada in Karnataka*

Bengali:

[Abhijit Majumder @abhijitmajumder]

Bengali didn’t become one of the richest and most loved languages in the planet because people forced others to speak in Bangla.
Pride in the Bengali language doesn’t come from deep insecurity. It stems from a formidable body of literature, cinema, art, music.
Two Bengalis start speaking to each other in Bangla not because of a shared desire to bully others. They do it because they find their own language ‘cool’ to converse in.
Which is why Bengalis look down and laugh at petty, fringe groups like Bangla Pokkho.
You don’t need to impose your language, that too in your own land. You draw people in with its richness, brilliance, and a certain indomitable fun factor.

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@never382 @ladynationalist @BeerBicepsGuy Mutual fund

[Aakash @eepymonkey69]

@karolineleavitt Are you restarted