Katie Blue

I like books and (some) sports and (all) animals. She/her. #amwriting

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@MenInBlazers An entire can of Guinness does fit in the mug! #SizeTheDay

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

This bill kicks 16-20 MILION people off of Medicaid. Which could literally kill peoplw but @SenTedBuddNC either doesn’t understand that or doesn’t care. I hope he votes no, but I don’t know if he’s cares enough for his constituents to do that.

[Senator Ted Budd @SenTedBuddNC]

Democrats are desperate to stop the One Big Beautiful Bill because they know it represents a knockout blow as hardworking voters flee the Democratic party.

This legislation lowers taxes & boosts take-home pay for families.

Let's take a look at how it works 🧵:

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

Live footage of me being dragged out of bed in the morning

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

A wild possum got escorted out of the Texas Tech-TCU game 😅

(via @CFBONFOX)

[cunty phil kessel @fkatbhabhi]

girls be like 'hes beautiful and breathtaking and endearing and my baby' and they're talking about a 6 ft hockey player with a broken nose and fake teeth

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

Boy math is:
Well, if you don’t count the strip sack returned for a touchdown, we won.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

I really enjoyed being a @Delta medallion member, but with these changes to the program I guess I’ll be looking for a new airline. How they think this is a way to keep loyal customers, I don’t know. It feels like a slap in the face.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@PajamaCaniac How fun! Enjoy!!

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@intheoverlap So glad you had a good time! I would say let’s write a hockey AU together but I’m not sure it would hold a candle to carve your name

[Salesforce Admins @SalesforceAdmns]

Between incredible sessions 🎤, an amazing campground 🌳, and the opportunity to connect with fellow Trailblazers in person and online 💬, there's something for everyone at #DF22.

Discover what some of your fellow #AwesomeAdmins are most excited about. ⬇️

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

Had a blast at Day 2 of #DF22 with my rockstar coworker, Julie

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi Our last cat looooooved ice in his water and would literally only drink it when there was ice. We spoiled him with freshice water all the time. Our current cat? Will drink right after the dog and doesn’t care one bit.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi Any chance you could share the recipe? Not that I’ll ever *find* elderflowers anywhere but I love elderflower so so much.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi The dog has a matching one

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi SHE IS

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

His hips must tell no lies

[Gym Jones @Bawdymaserati1]

Somebody in the comment section said “yesssss Harry Pottah and the waistline of secrets” and I am on the floor. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi If the trousers make you happy then they were a good choice. Simple as that.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi Instead of grandpa, I should clarify.

[Katie Blue @eequalskt]

@ZiziFothSi This is actually what my niece and nephew call my father in law. He’s Faux Pa, or faux for short.